Bitch Test

1.) How long after a woman leaves the room do you start bitching about her?

30secs
1 min
Give her a good 2mins

2.) IF someone asked you "Where shall we go for dinner?"

"Italian"
"I don't know ....anywhere"
"You choose"

3.) What is your main excitement in attending your friends weddings?

too see how crap it is
to take notes so yours will be better
to steal the show with a revealing outfit
god forbid to support and celebrate.

4.) If your man says he is too tired to make love what is your reaction?
find the next horny man
cuddle him
start talking about work
be angry with him

5.) If you don't like another female what do you do?
beat the bitch up
talk to her as though are best friends...then bad mouth her
snub her
flirt with her man

6.) If your best friend is a guy and he has girlfriend how do you treat her?
critisize her lack of dress sense
start developing feelin for your best friend
act jealous, but not obiviously
tell her that your friend is a womanizer

7.) Do you live your life by the following magazines: Cosmo, Cleo, InStyle, or Vogue
it is my bible
woman's best friend
it taught me how to be the girl I am
Im so popular because of these magazines

8.) At night clubs if a guy approaches you what do you do?

grab his cock
get a group of friends act uninterested
act like a lesbian ..without realisin the turn on effect for the guy
ask him to pay for your drink, taxi ride, and your friends drinks

9.) If your girl friend asks for advice on an elegant outfit she purchase what would you say/do?

"that is lovely you look sooo...beautiful"
start plottin away to destroy her outfit
say she looks fat
accidentally spill coffee on her outfit

10.) If you are in are stuck at work how do you solve your problem?

start cryin
unbutton your shirt show a bit of cleveage and head to the mens room
tough it out and solve the problem